T-Shirts!

While I, as a large android fashioned from high-quality titanium, have no use for clothing, it is my understanding that you humans often wear t-shirts over your chests. These shirts frequently sport slogans and logos on them.

And now you can wear my official t-shirt. It is black, of course, and features my logo in the signature high-visibility orange.

You will be the coolest humanoid at any gathering you attend if you wear my shirt. I guarantee it!

Check it out on my Merch page.

Belated Happy New Year!

I hope all of you are enjoying this young year of 2010 so far. I know I am! Cold weather is bad for my circuitry, so I have been bouncing around various exotic locales where the winter is sunny and warm. Back when was just starting out as a rockstar robot, I would have name dropped names and places (you would know all of them!), but my agent recommends now that I just leave that to the tabloids and paparazzi. To avoid over-exposure.

I’ve made a few New Year’s resolutions. One was to charge more often. I haven’t been conditioning my batteries as diligently as I should. I think a better charging regimen will lead to longer uptime, less energy spikes, and smoother operation in general.

You will all be happy to know that I do have a new disc planned for late 2010. It is going to be crazy! Sexy. “French.” Sleek. You will want to dance, get it on, and cry, all at the same time. It will be that good.

PS. If you own any of the hotel/resorts/clubs/islands that I have visited, I will be happy to mention you in my blog for a fee. Please contact my management for rates.

Another Review

My friends over at Performer Magazine have kindly listened to and written a review of my debut album, Chansons, which is available through CD Baby, iTunes, Amazon, and other fine musical retail outlets.

You can read the rest of the Chansons reviews on my Press page.

Free EP - Overclocked!

For my fans and new friends, I have released for free a four-song EP. This mini-album features a brand new track called “Overclocked” that I think you might like. Plus some other songs. You can download it my from media page:

This story behind “Overclocked” is a classic rock and roll tale - I was in the studio, all hopped up on high voltages, circuit mods, and the company of a sleek RN-82 unit, and, well...I don’t really remember what happened, but somehow I recorded this track.

Hark! A Review!

The kind gentle-humans of Behind the Hype took the time listen to Chansons. Then they wrote up something about it:

I guess I will have to add them to the list of people to go easy on when I get enough of my robot friends together for a little Earth domination!